So, if only I realised that this would be the start of a problem.

Okay so obviously I realise that this looks hilarious. However this pearlescent nutter followed me to watch while I cooked, and then came and harassed me for half an hour until I managed to wolf down my nasi goreng, when he wandered off. I have now eaten 66% of my rations and it was not a peaceful meal. Fuck peacocks, they are bullies.